I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
