I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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