I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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