if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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