You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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