dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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