so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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