IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they're like a gay fantastic four
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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