don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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