I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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