forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
smell my finger.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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