Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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