if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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