Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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