"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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