: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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