I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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