Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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