He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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