No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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