Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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