He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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