dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.