How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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