I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
