Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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