Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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