Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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