You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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