Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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