My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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