Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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