Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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