so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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