I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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