How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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