how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she looked like the before picture.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
