SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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