Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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