are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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