Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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