Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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