i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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