New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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