The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
