i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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