Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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