Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Randomize
