i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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