Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
