I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
we're making bets on your personal life
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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