I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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