the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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