those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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