We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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